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Hello there single viewer.
Who are you? How did you get here? Why are you still here?

Seriously, I’ve no idea why anyone would be here anymore, we had about two listeners tops and this blog has been inactive for a good seven months.

We might actually do another FOPcast at some point but with our track record that won’t be recorded until 2014, the music added until 2023 and it’ll be in the post queue until 2127.

FOPCast 11 – Lazy Bastard

Woah, wordpress have got themselves a shiny new GUI and made sure I don’t know where anything is anymore, brilliant work.

Exactly one month and one day after we recorded this, Gareth finally does the music for it.

I’ve no idea what we talked about in this one and I’m not going to listen to it again so the name is basically a huge cop out.

I just discovered it’s saved it with all the sound in the left channel. HAET. It’s gonna be in mono since It’ll take me ages to export it again in stereo.

Tracklist: Do one.

FOPcast 11 – Lazy Bastard

*gareth edit* – i’d just like to point out, the only reason that it’s taken me so long to do the music for this fop, is because while both me and reece are at university. only one of us is doing a course which will result in a job higher than ‘asda basildon manager’. and it’s certainly not him.

*ninja-reece edit* – wut. this has been sitting in the queue since december, we apparently forgot to publish it.

for the single viewer left, here you go mate. i’d give you the rope and stool too but it’s the internet so i can’t.

FOPcast 11

Ah heres, oh no wait, no fopcast for you ’cause gareth’s proper lazy and that.

I’m just advertising the fact we recorded fopcast 11 on the 7th and he said he’ll do the music and so far NOWT.

DO TEH MUSICZ.

While I’m at it.

In FOPcast we mentioned Cambridge’s grim white water, heres a blurry photo of a glass of hot water.

Also, I walked into the kitchen earlier today to make my dinner and found this fucking thing on the table:

It’s not even got alcohol in it, it’s full of lemonade. Whats the fucking point?

My Dads Stock Phone Phrases

1. ELLO GEEZAH
2. NO WORRIES MAYTE
3. ILL GI YAH A BELL LATAH
4. (Racism)
5. THE FING IS
6. (Racism spoken aside while holding his hand over the mouthpiece)
7. RITE WELL WOT YA WONA DO IS
8. WHAT IT IS, IS THAT
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14. stevemillerband

FOPcast 10 – I’LL AVE A LAYMB BOONA

Fucking hell.

Theres a kings of leon advert on the telly and I now want to hang myself with my shoelaces.

Tracklist: some music.

I’m not explaining the title, gareth can if he wants to. Live at the apollo is on so I’m not really paying attention, here it is.

It’s number 10 as well, have a cry wank in celebration.

FOPcast 10 – I’LL AVE A LAYMB BOONA

FOPcast 9 – 110 Minutes of BRU

Alright?

Been a while since we did a fop. Mainly because we are lazy, but also because Gareth went off to Denver and I went off to Bognor Regis. Who got the better fucking deal there?

I don’t know what the tracklist is and I doubt you care, if you do you’re just delusional so shut up and listen.

Due to a Scotsman, I now LOVEZ THE BRU, so during this we were drinking copious amounts of Irn Bru (29.5% sugar no less) so there was quite a lot of gaseous exchange (mostly from me). Seriously, get out and buy yourself some Irn Bru, it’s mega.

FOPcast 9 – 110 Minutes of BRU.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER RECORDED.

FUCK YOU SHORELINE. YOU AINT SHIT.

Be More Careful

You got fucking Gareth all over my Britain, I’m going to need some bleach or something to get this off.

Music thing didn’t work did it? I have recorded some more stuff (on a 4 track LO-FI TAPE WUT) but I can’t be bothered to upload them and post them and all that.

Also I’m away this weekend for meet up of people on a forum I go to. Guitars and Beer ahoy!

Actually I lie, there is one song I’ll upload from the 4 track, since I’ve already ripped it from the tape. It’s more late night piano to some backing, except this time the backing features SPASTIC VOICE.

Mark.mp3

I’m back.

Alright?